April 15, 2008

The Best Start For The Day

My cousin sent me this joke. I am still feeling blue but this joke made me think about smiling

Enjoy

NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?" You'll love the answer... The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mahmoud
So much to do, too little time..!!
It's a shame he didn't have to use his fishing tools after all..?!
hope you are well Shimaa, cheers.

karim said...

wooow really it is a critical situation but he deserve it for his lie and his dumb. with my best wishes

Shimaa Gamal said...

Hello Karim
Actually he really deserved it :) A man should never lie on a woman and if he ever had to do he should never under estimate her intellegence :) Because we always know :)
Thanks for passing by

Miss Egyptiana "Trapped Soul" said...

the first mistake a man can ever do is to underestimate a woman's intelligence.. they dont know that this is our main defence in this life, moreover we have koron estesh3ar... 6th sense... call it whatever ... we feel and we simply know :)

i can call that a black joke :) make u smile, but with bitterness

my regards dearest
and sham el nessim we ay agazat ... home sweet home... writing writing writing... i need to stengthen my last stronghold :(

Shimaa Gamal said...

Hello my dear
Men never stop doing the same mistake over and over. A friend of mine, a male, sent me an old joke about how a woman who spent the night away told her husband that she was sleeping over at one of her friends, typically the man called 10 of her best friends who all denied that they even saw her. While a man who spent the night away told his wife that he spent the night at his friend, and when the wife called 10 of his friends eight out of them confirmed that he spent the night over while two swore that he is still there.
It is supposed to be a joke, men laugh thinking that women are evil creatures who won’t support each other but this interpretation is because one more time men under estimate the women’s intelligence. If any of these women confirmed that she’s seen her friend that means that she might be destroying the whole covering system. When the good friends of the man swore that he was still there in the time they knew nothing about him, they had actually put him in a very critical situation. I laughed at the joke thinking, “Oh how stupid are men”. They laugh, how evil are women.
The thing is, we always know. For God’s sake why will he need the new silk pajamas in a fishing trip?
You know, I only respect a man who can tell a good lie. Regardless how bad he will break my heart but I like to have a man who puts some effort covering up his traces.
Anyway, this joke would have made me laugh but I am deeply depressed. And there is no sign of light in that tunnel

Be well honey, I am so curious about that book can’t wait to read.

Shimaa Gamal said...

Mahmood
Seems that something was wrong with the comment moderation :) I have just seen your comment.
Anyway, he should have checked the fishing tools, women can be soon mean ;)

I hope you are doing fine