I couldn’t help but sharing what I thought is a very funny joke.
These are the qualifications needed for a candidate to fill a secretary position
1. Attends meetings with the company president, including night meetings (Sometimes) & Sometimes will be outside Cairo. Takes and transcribes notes, prepares draft of notes on word, Types letters, memoranda, reports, etc., from dictated, handwritten, or other sources.
2. Organizes and maintains files and records, answers telephone related to the company president, Operates word processing equipment.
3. Performs other related duties as required and assigned.
4. Will be responsible about his daily schedule and reminding him everyday.
5. Managing all the office work related to Company President.
6. Working hours from 10:00 – 6:00 & Thursday from 10:00 am – 3:00 pm & (2) days OFF (Friday & Saturday) BUT sometimes working hours will be flexible depending on the work and depending on the schedule of the President.
7. The design of the Forms & Reports that she will be using.
8. Arranging his Desk.
9. Attending with him different Parties and Receptions related to work.
1. Recognized office administration qualifications.
2. Good English.
3. Excellent Computer & Internet Skills.
4. Very well organized person.
5. Looking for Non-Routine & Non – Boring Job.
6. Very Caring about her Boss.
7. Very Very Outgoing Personality.
8. Have Experience in organizing and managing office of her boss.
9. Very Smart.
10. Can work under stress.
11. Can work for long hours.
12. Loves Traveling.
13. Loves Fashion & Very Selective in the style of her cloth.
14. Very High Self Confidence.
15. Very Loyal to her Boss.
16. Very Active & Very Dynamic.
17. Excellent Communication & Interpersonal Skills.
Am I just being paranoid or this ad is about having a girl friend not a secretary. C’mon, parties, loves fashion, caring, confident and loyal!
Can this be only business?!