June 06, 2008

This is a good joke :)

What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?You can enjoy all but the head.

What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man? They are both said to be intelligent but no one can prove it.

What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?They both get hot in 15 seconds.

Why can't a man be both good looking and intelligent? Because that would make him a woman.

Why is the man's brain the size of a peanut?Because it is swollen.

Why are batteries better than man?Batteries have at least one positive end.

Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because sperms are males and they refuse to ask for directions.

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?It is more rare.

What do you call an attractive, intelligent and sensitive man?A rumor


someone in life said...

hahaha so funny Shimaa, is it your opinion in men too


Shimaa Gamal said...

Hello someone in life

yeah, it is kind of my opinion in men too :)

I liked the sperm one :) so true :) :)

Miss Egyptiana "Trapped Soul" said...

hehehe ... i like the sperm one too

and the one saying if beautiful and intelligent he would be a woman :D:D

and the oven :)

u make me laugh in such a dry, full-of-sinus-pain morning

thanks shimaa dear

ps: how we can be so much alike and we never thought of real contact ?

Shimaa Gamal said...

The one that calls an attractive, intelligent and sensitive man a rumor made me laugh outloud :)

Who said I never thought of crossing the cyber borders :) I just didn't communicate these thoughts ;)
Let's do it :)

LiL^OrioN said...

haha!! how could i have missed this post?! truly hilarious!.. haha! thanks for sharing love!

Shimaa Gamal said...

I couldn't keep a good laugh from my good friends ;)

Happy you liked them my dear