Analyze This!

The “tell me honestly” tag is all over the facebook, everyone is tagging everyone to know how they think of them honestly.

Imagine someone getting these answers. I think we should always be careful with what we wish for :)))

1- Who are you?

I don’t think you would want to know

2- Are we friends?

Not really

3- When and how did we meet?

Didn’t have the pleasure yet

4- Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?

The blind, you would know why in a moment

5- Describe me in one word

Stupid, fits the context

6- What was your first impression?

Green!

7- Do you still think that way about me now?

Hmm … yeah!

8- What reminds you of me?

Nothing in particular, you are in my blind spot

9 - If you could give me anything what would it be?

A bullet in your head, or better a slow poison. (Just to put you out of your misery)

10 - Which song reminds you of me?

This is to prove you are a slow thinker, I said you are in my blind spot.

11- How well do you know me?

Enough I guess!

12- When’s the last time you saw me?

I can’t remember, but not long ago

13- Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?

Yes, I slept with your husband

14- What do you hate about me?

I pity you! But I hate your mere existence if that matters

15- What do you love about me?

Check the previous answer

16- Where do you see me in 7 years?

The same way I see you in 70 years, Blind!

17- Are you going to copy this pic to see what do I or people say?

No, I am comfortable with dishonesty.