March 13, 2009

Analyze This!

The “tell me honestly” tag is all over the facebook, everyone is tagging everyone to know how they think of them honestly.

Imagine someone getting these answers. I think we should always be careful with what we wish for :)))






1- Who are you?

I don’t think you would want to know


2- Are we friends?

Not really


3- When and how did we meet?

Didn’t have the pleasure yet


4- Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?

The blind, you would know why in a moment


5- Describe me in one word

Stupid, fits the context


6- What was your first impression?

Green!


7- Do you still think that way about me now?

Hmm … yeah!


8- What reminds you of me?

Nothing in particular, you are in my blind spot


9 - If you could give me anything what would it be?

A bullet in your head, or better a slow poison. (Just to put you out of your misery)


10 - Which song reminds you of me?

This is to prove you are a slow thinker, I said you are in my blind spot.


11- How well do you know me?

Enough I guess!


12- When’s the last time you saw me?

I can’t remember, but not long ago


13- Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?

Yes, I slept with your husband


14- What do you hate about me?

I pity you! But I hate your mere existence if that matters


15- What do you love about me?

Check the previous answer


16- Where do you see me in 7 years?

The same way I see you in 70 years, Blind!


17- Are you going to copy this pic to see what do I or people say?

No, I am comfortable with dishonesty.

8 comments:

gjoe said...

LOOOOL!!

I hate those kinda tags.. begad so keda "shaky-self-confidence"

The ultimate answer is: YOu Should not care what I think! And If you do, then you wont like it :D

Thanks for being so sarcastic about it :D

Shimaa Gamal said...

:)))
The answers people give to such tags fall under the category of "nefaq".
They are being honestly dishonest. And it is not a good idea to start learing things people have been hiding off you in public :)))

Sherif said...

يشرفنى ان ادعوك لحضور حفل توقيع أول كتاب لى فى عالم الادب " لست الا بعض الاوراق" والذى يقام باذن الله يوم الاحد 5 ابريل 2009

المكان : مكتبة ديوان بمصر الجديدة
العنوان : 105 شارع ابو بكر الصديق مصر الجديدة – مقابل نادى ضباط الجلاء بمصر الجديدة
التاريخ : الاحد 5 ابريل 2009
الميعاد : 7 مساءا

فى انتظار تشريفك

gjoe said...

Any news on Noha?

Jerkulez said...

i don't even respond to these
ppl can't deal with honesty and they just want to hear pretty or good things, plus its lame :)

Shimaa Gamal said...

My Dearest Sherif
I will do my best not to miss it. I need my copy signed ;)

Congrats on the book again

Shimaa Gamal said...

Gjoe
No, there is still no news of Noha :(

Shimaa Gamal said...

Hello Hesham
Well, a friend of mine commented on this post saying that life is cruel enough it doesn't need neither the truth to make it worse nor the ass kissing to feel better :)

It is lame, I agree